Hi,
My name is Ashutosh Chakraborty but you can call me Bittu as that is the name I'm more fond of.
As mentioned in the post, I've never blogged before and I dont read blogs so I dont know how they work. I just heard that they are a good outlet for my feelings and here I am trying to witness the magic of a blog.
The date today is, oh well,its past midnight, so technically today is the 4th of february 2018.I think a bit of a foreclosure is required ,or, as the authors like to call it, a prologue. I was manufactured on the 10th of November 1998 which makes me 19 years right now. I gave my joint exams last year and because of my average, run of the mill, disinterest in studies, I wound up studying electrical engineering in Jadavpur University in Kolkata. Yes, this is the go to place for drugs but please dont ask me for any,or atleast, not right now. I'm in the 1st year for Krishna's sake! Life is awesome right now ,or rather as awesome as life can ever be. I hate the pg which my parents have put me in so I spend 100% of my time in my grandma's house.
Jadavpur University feels like the only college in the world which does not provide campus Wi-Fi and that sucks. If that wasnt enough for them, the buildings are fitted with jammers and this means that we basically live without the internet for 7 hours a day which is fine for the extroverts who "talk" to make others feel better but of course ,you guessed it right,without my kindle, I would've been dead in my classroom a long time ago.
Coming to tod...yesterday's events,the day was one of the better days of the week. IN the words of the great comedian Biswa Kalyan Rath," Agar tu bolega ki bro,jaa maaze kar,to main teen din ke liye jake so jaayega" literally translating to if you tell me to enjoy,I'll sleep for 3 days. It was nice to see grandpa in the house today as it was on the 2nd that he was discharged from the hospital and came back home. This was the day that I completed the season 6 of Castle and man I dont love anyone more in this World than the gorgeous Stana Katic. My uncle and I went to the sweet shop for all the "well-wishers" who would later on come to visit grandpa and say all these corny lines like I was praying to God and crying in my sleep about your well being and other bullshit. Anyhow, that is the Indian relative to you: You want to break their bones but end up smiling at their foolishness.
I had a haircut today,not that it was to score girls, my 110kg body ensures that my love life is well under control and my brain constantly finds excuses to avoid gym. Me,like the good boy I am,always try to follow these orders from my brain.Anyways, coming to tod...goddamn it, yesterday, I finally got to watching Breaking Bad and man did I love it. It was awesome and now I finally understand the IMDB rating. Although a close second call on my watch list was Subnautica and Fortnite by Markiplier and Bully playthrough by Chris Denker.
OH SHIT! I obsessed over this post for 2 straight hours and now I'm feeling sleepy and poopy at the same time. How is it even possible?
Thank you for reading the rant of this madman and I will see you in the next blog. Buh-Bye.
My name is Ashutosh Chakraborty but you can call me Bittu as that is the name I'm more fond of.
As mentioned in the post, I've never blogged before and I dont read blogs so I dont know how they work. I just heard that they are a good outlet for my feelings and here I am trying to witness the magic of a blog.
The date today is, oh well,its past midnight, so technically today is the 4th of february 2018.I think a bit of a foreclosure is required ,or, as the authors like to call it, a prologue. I was manufactured on the 10th of November 1998 which makes me 19 years right now. I gave my joint exams last year and because of my average, run of the mill, disinterest in studies, I wound up studying electrical engineering in Jadavpur University in Kolkata. Yes, this is the go to place for drugs but please dont ask me for any,or atleast, not right now. I'm in the 1st year for Krishna's sake! Life is awesome right now ,or rather as awesome as life can ever be. I hate the pg which my parents have put me in so I spend 100% of my time in my grandma's house.
Jadavpur University feels like the only college in the world which does not provide campus Wi-Fi and that sucks. If that wasnt enough for them, the buildings are fitted with jammers and this means that we basically live without the internet for 7 hours a day which is fine for the extroverts who "talk" to make others feel better but of course ,you guessed it right,without my kindle, I would've been dead in my classroom a long time ago.
Coming to tod...yesterday's events,the day was one of the better days of the week. IN the words of the great comedian Biswa Kalyan Rath," Agar tu bolega ki bro,jaa maaze kar,to main teen din ke liye jake so jaayega" literally translating to if you tell me to enjoy,I'll sleep for 3 days. It was nice to see grandpa in the house today as it was on the 2nd that he was discharged from the hospital and came back home. This was the day that I completed the season 6 of Castle and man I dont love anyone more in this World than the gorgeous Stana Katic. My uncle and I went to the sweet shop for all the "well-wishers" who would later on come to visit grandpa and say all these corny lines like I was praying to God and crying in my sleep about your well being and other bullshit. Anyhow, that is the Indian relative to you: You want to break their bones but end up smiling at their foolishness.
I had a haircut today,not that it was to score girls, my 110kg body ensures that my love life is well under control and my brain constantly finds excuses to avoid gym. Me,like the good boy I am,always try to follow these orders from my brain.Anyways, coming to tod...goddamn it, yesterday, I finally got to watching Breaking Bad and man did I love it. It was awesome and now I finally understand the IMDB rating. Although a close second call on my watch list was Subnautica and Fortnite by Markiplier and Bully playthrough by Chris Denker.
OH SHIT! I obsessed over this post for 2 straight hours and now I'm feeling sleepy and poopy at the same time. How is it even possible?
Thank you for reading the rant of this madman and I will see you in the next blog. Buh-Bye.
An edit here, these are discreet feelings and I'm trying to expose my vulnerabilities and I would really appreciate people not making fun of me based on my honest feeling
Every time obsessed with life , but a down to earth guy . Congrats on your first blog. Continue with this , we will happy to know more about your perspective towards life , waiting for next blog......
ReplyDeleteThank you ,unknown stranger, for your kindness and be sure to be here for my next blog
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