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Posthumour

Alright people, I'm not gonna lie when I say that I was trying something new when I wrote the last one. It's apparently called the pseudo-truth method of writing. This happens when the narrator describes something from the first person point of view which may or may not be the truth. It certainly consists of things which are actually present in the real world in the vicinity of the narrator. In my case, I took the route from my college to my grandparents' house and escalated into this story. Well, can you blame me? I get bored in that God-Awful 2 hour journey and think of these things. I'm weird that way. Anyways, it's my bad that I didn't give you all a heads up and some people were genuinely concerned about my sanity. It feels good to be loved though. Link:  Click me This type of narration intrigues me and I'm gonna continue writing two or more stories like this. I should also say that I got this idea from reddit and you guys should definitely chec...

hELp mE!

Okay, I need to collect my thoughts. I don't know what is happening to me right now. I'm scared and I need help. If this gets uploaded, hopefully, please send help. I'm begging you, PLEASE HELP! Alright, think Ashu, think! Recount what happened from the beginning and it might help you figure out what happened to you. Shit, I'm talking to myself, the first signs of insanity. If I am to get out of this, I need my most vital organ to be functional. I'll pretend to talk to the readers. Trick my brain, that's good! One problem at a time! This still baffles me. It freaking started as a normal day. I got up at 8, left home by 9 and  reached college by 11. Classes went on as usual for 6 hours and in the half an hour recess between classes, I was ignored by people. All in all, a perfect day. The thing started after 5:30pm, if I recall correctly. Just after classes ended, I had this tingling sensation at the back of my neck. Initially, I reasoned that my spine had ...

Spinning it off

Spin off time!!! How did Leo and Percy happen to hate each other so much that they stop talking to each other for almost two whole years? Why did the author say that a "chick" had come between two bros? Did he mean Ativna? If yes, how? If you have these questions from the last blog post, congratulations! You have an inquisitive mind! Give a pat on your back with a sledgehammer. I'm back again and this time it's gonna be a fiction post again. Yay! Rejoice, you incognito-ed people whose names I've sworn not to disclose! If the first three paragraphs doesn't make any sense to you, it is awesome that you decided to read a spin off post before the actual thing. You are the definition of a true intellectual. However, just to give you an idea (obviously, without hurting your ego) about what happened, here are some links : Wassup1 Wassup2 Wassup3 Wassup4 Let's Begin!

Indifference

Hello there! Glad you could make it back this week for another dose of Just Another Emotional Teenage Story. If you're comfortably set to read further, let's get on with it without any further ado. Just another way of saying Chaliye shuru karte hai, bina kisi chakbodi ke . Links to what happened till now------------->  Wassup1                                                                           Wassup2                                                                            Wassup3

And They Lived...

Frankly, I'm a bit disappointed. I thought you guys liked me bullshitting before the actual story. However, it seemed that you were quite relieved by the omission of this part. Why? I thought I was your friend. Okay then, your wish is my command. There will be no bullshit in this one as well. Enjoy the fact that you gain peace at the expense of my broken heart, you sadistic bastards! Link to what happened till now:  Wassup1                                                       Wassup2

Last(?) Post

Hey! How's it going? Fine? Not fine? Oh! I forgot, this is  a one sided conversation! It's been a long time since I did one of these! I don't really know why I'm writing this post after such a long time! Mummy Kasam, I thought that Thoughts Of A Bittu Boy was over. But I guess it isn't. I guess this is the time for one( ?) last post. There is nothing going in my life now worth sharing so this will be my first and last fiction post! And since almost no one will ever see this, let's make it a shitty romantic, Social Media type story! This one is just for you - My Friends and Oh! Also the facebook page followers!  40 percent of this rom-com shall take place in let's say the worst chatting app I know... Facebook Messenger. Yes, that's the one! There is a male and a female character and they are the main characters. This would be a romance to heart-break kind of story! Let's begin! We need names as well, don't we? Ah! Fuck it, the male is...