An Outlet for my thoughts

I want to admit that I was joking when I used the word,  Challenging , for the final round. It's just that some of the "sassy personalities" were too bored to be in there for very long and they had left. No, it was not like the entire auditorium got up at once and left. It was more like 5% of them. Assholes! The sad part is, the seniors called me by attributing to my hourglass figure! They didn't even remember my name! My sweet and sexy name! Anyway, up I went to to the stage and with me were my competitors, the break dance guy and the casanova! As described, the break dance guy... well, he danced and the casanova was the one the ladies liked! Lucky him! From the fairer sex, came two girls, and for purposes of avoiding future injuries, I won't describe or name them! Stop bugging me for the names, Pervs!  [ But Ashutosh, that's sexist. There were three guys and two girls! I know! I didn't set the rules! Also, I do not think any other girl was presen...

Guess who's back? Daddy's hom...  actually Daddy had some work in the past few weeks and thus he left all of his followers hanging on a cliffhanger[All 20 of them]. So, how have you guys been in the past few weeks? I could say that  that I couldn't interact with you people and this made me immensely sad but then I would be lying. Just kidding, keep showing love to this blog and the content will flow freely. As I was reviewing my past material today, I realized that most of it is just dumb shit but then a promise is a promise and here I am completing the story which I've myself forgotten in some parts. Wait a minute, I actually need some help remembering the story after the last post...Okay, I'm back with my memory refreshed. Let's Begin! The last thing I knew was that I was being dragged to the stage by my Shirt, my pant, my hair and some other parts. At that point of time I realized a very important thing, my body fat is no match for seniors hell bent o...

Umm.... How do I start this one? It's been a long time since I've written for you people and frankly I'm thinking of stopping this train of thoughts for your peace as well as mine.  Yeah! NO More Petty Bullshit to attract views. However, common sense states that when you have a part one of something, it's rude to leave a subject at a cliffhanger. Thus, let's continue the journey and hopefully you wont fall asleep.  Cheers! I'm almost certain that I left the last one on the day before the actual Fresher's Day, or was it something else? I'm too tired to even check! If there is an anomaly, my bad but please do not hope for any reimbursements for wasted time. Also, it would be cool if you read the first part to have a context about the second part right now, otherwise you will be in the same mental state like me when I'm attending a Maths Class. So....Yeah let's begin! I will not even try to remember the date when the Fresher's Day was or...

It seems like I'm almost developing a habit to apologize to my readers for some thing or the other in almost all of my posts. So now, I'm breaking the habit. It was my decision to not write for these few days. Jo ukhadna hai, ukhad lo!  Just kidding, you all are my favorite people.How can I say something like this to you? A polite fuck off  works just as well. The pressure these days are sky-high and today was a day after a million years when I felt somewhat relaxed. So, here I am. With another one of my life stories. Hope you enjoy the serene atmosphere created by the peaceful essence of this story! [Used some hi-fi  words here to please the " posh " critics who don't like the low level of language used here]. I don't remember the exact date but it was sometime in September when our seniors declared a Fresher's party for the Electrical Department. Holy Krishna! When I heard that there would be free food, I was too much excited by the prospect. Th...

"Did You Miss Me ?" ~ Professor Moriarty. The man needs no introduction and if you need me to tell you who the person is, you're probably living under a rock! I'm writing after a long time and before you curse me for it, I just need to say that I have a valid reason. No,  it's not because of the "I was busy with studies" bullshit. The reason is much more genuine. I had, what they call, A Writer's Block! In simple terms, I ran out of ideas and was too much of a wimp to write about everyday nonsense! You might have perceptions as to what the contents ahead are, and you might think that I might write strongly about something in a Rage! That's basically the opposite of what I'm doing. You'll know what I'm talking about in a few moments! I come from a relatively small town called Jamshedpur and the life there is more or less laid-back with people who are usually cool. I had never seen a bone-chilling encounter of people threateni...

Does English Language have a pre- script. It is like a post script with the only difference being that we write it at the beginning. I'm using one right now even if it isn't available! Pre-Script - A big shout-out to Chandradeep and Monojit, my electrical engineering classmates and two of my close friends, for making this day as awesome as it was. It wouldn't have been possible without you guys!! I could bore you guys with the definition of Holi and the fun it brings to  normal  people but I have a feeling that it would not be appreciated. So, moving on, I'm usually not a Holi  kinda person. The last time I even went near colors was before my class 10 boards and thus this week held no excitement except for the fact that I was gonna go home for five days. However, some of the people present in the class had warned us about something to do with planned attacks and just to be on the safe side, like all Indians playing Holi, I wore my " bad " clothes. I ...

The sky was a dull blue color when I woke up on the morning of the 23rd of February. The thoughts of finally getting a 3 day break made me giggle as I woke up. My to-do list comprised of just dozing off  for a 72 hour period doing absolutely nothing. The Perfect Weekend . Of Course, as in every story, that was just a distant and a good dream. The weekend was going to be one like I had never witnessed before and all these changes happened with a single Phone call..... 1 Month Earlier : I didn't think much of the poster that the seniors were sticking at that time. It was named something like "Convolution". I thought that was strange. The word literally meant something that was difficult and twisted. The word Convoluted  was always used in a negative sense and there I was thinking "Why would anyone want to name an event in a way that would  scare people away ?". After that, I did not think about it much and made an inward promise not to be a part of it ever....

See what I did with the title here, eh? I know, I know the reference is a lame one but its still kinda funny though! As it suggests, this day was a fun one {except for the class test part in the first half; The paper was too F-ing difficult}.Remembering the class test makes me feel sad all over again but hey, this is Thermodynamics we are talking about. You should  score bad in this subject. The day, 21st February, started a little early for me as I had to get up at 6 a.m to see off my father who was going to Agartala and inwardly cussing the airline who couldnt have a flight at the better times of the day. At 8, I started my 2 hour long journey towards the university. I couldnt even keep my calm before a nervousness-inducing exam because of the clown who boarded the bus with me  (Throwback: 'A', from Normal Teenage Stuff). The exam went as expected... BAD and then we were off to the Physics lab to perform yet another boring experiment which we somehow managed to compl...

The title of the post is weird, isnt it? That's because of a break that I took and people are on my ass right now to write more. Thus today, I'll end the story which I wrote about six days ago and then some more (Naming it Recurring Interest was the idea of an avid reader of my posts and I thank you for that). So as it goes, I now know that most people are a sensitive mess and they wont let me write about them even when I'm Making You Anonymous.  B, from the last post called me up and said not to write about his precious GF anymore and I'll respect his demands {grudgingly}. However, it is a relief to know that our enmity had other areas as well and thus today I'll write about the other parts. If I'm being honest about things here, I dont really remember the cause of our second fight and I'm mostly writing from imagination at this point of time. But Hey! If the final story is juicy, then why not take advantage of the artistic licence I get? I think th...

Wassup guys! Welcome to one and all and lets cut out the opening sequence part today. I just dont feel like it. I had almost made up my mind about not writing today as today was a boooorrriing day. I couldnt go on with it with people threatening me to write or else....(I did not get an answer for the or else part. I think its because they ,then realized the size of the person they were talking to). Since I dont want to write about today's events, I think that this is the perfect time to write about the past two years which were supposedly able to  make or break your life.  There were a lot of events which occurred in the last two years but I would like to concentrate today's post to a particular feud that I carried on for 2 years. Remember B from "Normal Teenage Stuff"? Yup! This story is about the friends turned enemies turned fast friends and here is your boy Bittu to give you the long story. It all started during the summer of 2015 when we had recently jo...

Welcome people , to the post and I really salute you guys for coming back every day even when you know that most of my content is utterly trivial and I cannot even begin to think how you guys are not irritated by the rants of this madman. If you are still in a good mood, after reading this opening sequence and have not already left this post midway, lets start with today's events. Like I said yesterday, today was my physics practicals class and the experiment which I performed today was a  long and boring ass one.  Seriously, in what World do you make a group of easily bored tech savvy youngsters sit in front of a beaker for half an hour to just get a single observation? This is just the University giving the middle finger to us and we just have to happily accept the things, the way they are. The main story of my last post had an interesting effect today. While some people really liked it and I received commendation from them there were a few of them who thought that I sh...

Here I am again after another day of tiredness and studies and right now , at 10:30 at night , I'm literally falling asleep from exhaustion. Why do they make students write Physics practicals when all we are going to do is copy from each other and make sure that we get the marks. Seeing that I dont want to go off into the direction of our country's poor education system, lets see what interesting things happened today. Ah! I promised P(goddamn man you don't need anonymity for a case of stomach upset), a friend of mine, that he would have a paragraph of his own and so, here goes..Yesterday, this clown of a man, abruptly got out of his seat during a not so interesting  class, whispered something to the teacher and then took off with his bag never to be seen in the day again. Investigations(which comprised of harassing him till he told the truth)uncovered that he just had a simple gas problem because of drinking a bottle of pepsi right after some juice or so he leads us to...

I literally spent 45 seconds trying to find the right words for the opening statement for my post and at the end, as you see, I've given up. In the words of the immortal Big Shaq," Mans not hot" and this man is really not too hot. Ah! Today I welcome you to the my World of pain  College Life. The Weekend is over and today marks the beginning of the six days of extreme frustration  fun. In the words of the amazing film " Go Goa Gone"(I havent seen it)," Khun Choos le , tu chahe khoon choos le, bloody khooni Monday tu chahe khun choos le, Main nahi jana bistar ko chor ke"literally translating to  You murderous Monday. I wont leave my bed even if you suck out all my blood.  This is how I feel every Monday. The day started at exactly 8 am as I had,  again  missed the billion alarms I set in the mornings in the hope of them waking me up someday, and then my grandma pushing me out. Groggily, I went to attend my washroom duties and started one of my never...

Hello my brothers and their sisters,  and welcome to the second installment of " An Outlet for my thoughts " . Today, the 4th of February was quite an eventful day. The day started out like any other with me waking up at 12 noon and doodling around watching Castle and Breaking Bad till 1:30 and then being forced by grandma to have a bath because stinking is one of my super powers.Grandpa is almost fine now , thanks for asking. I was pleasantly surprised today by the overwhelming response to my last blog and I want to say that I love you guys for supporting me in this new venture of mine. Coming to the more interesting part of the day, this evening was a social one. I got a call from a friend of mine from Jamshedpur (Well , actually arch-enemy turned friend or rather good friend turned arch-enemy turned great friend. Phew! it's a long story) and he asked me if I would come to the Kolkata book fair today as was planned by us earlier. I, as usual, being the lazy bast...

Hi, My name is Ashutosh Chakraborty but you can call me Bittu as that is the name I'm more fond of. As mentioned in the post, I've never blogged before and I dont read blogs so I dont know how they work. I just heard that they are a good outlet for my feelings and here I am trying to witness the magic of a blog. The date today is, oh well,its past midnight, so technically today is the 4th of february 2018.I think a bit of a foreclosure is required ,or, as the authors like to call it, a prologue. I was manufactured on the 10th of November 1998 which makes me 19 years right now. I gave my joint exams last year and because of my average, run of the mill, disinterest in studies, I wound up studying electrical engineering in Jadavpur University in Kolkata. Yes, this is the go to place for drugs  but please dont ask me for any,or atleast, not right now. I'm in the 1st year for Krishna's sake! Life is awesome right now ,or rather as awesome as life can ever be. I hate th...