Freshers' 2k17- The Actual Finale

I want to admit that I was joking when I used the word, Challenging , for the final round. It's just that some of the "sassy personalities" were too bored to be in there for very long and they had left. No, it was not like the entire auditorium got up at once and left. It was more like 5% of them. Assholes!

The sad part is, the seniors called me by attributing to my hourglass figure! They didn't even remember my name! My sweet and sexy name!

Anyway, up I went to to the stage and with me were my competitors, the break dance guy and the casanova! As described, the break dance guy... well, he danced and the casanova was the one the ladies liked! Lucky him!

From the fairer sex, came two girls, and for purposes of avoiding future injuries, I won't describe or name them! Stop bugging me for the names, Pervs!
[But Ashutosh, that's sexist. There were three guys and two girls! I know! I didn't set the rules! Also, I do not think any other girl was present at that time!]

Then the rounds began!

See, now I have some problems. Let me state them

My memory is shit.

That's all!

I don't really remember the rounds which included me, and it would be outright foolish to expect that I remember anything that happened with the other five.

There are some flashbacks, which include a ~~booty~~ body balloon dance ( the one where you dance to move the balloon from your stomach to your lips ) , there was a part where I had to name 5 things I liked about a rosogolla and then I had to replace the word rosogolla with... never mind! Oh, there was also a innuendo-filled adaptation of the Mahabharata (innuendoic/innuendic ?). It was epic! Get it? An Epic... Never Mind!

The only round which I remember is the game called " The Open Minded Game". The rules of these games were simple. There was a plot which went as follows: A guy and a girl were paired up as a married couple. In total, there were two married couples present! I realized just now that the break dance guy had run off by this point of time and thus there was no confusion in playing this game!

The guys were secretly gay and the girls were secretly..ahem!..part of the LGBTQ community. One fine day, they found each other, in the park, being romantically involved with their respective lovers!

We had to play the remaining part ourselves and what followed was the laughter which was louder than anything we had heard in the entire span of the day!

Of Course, giving full respects to the Casanova, I was the funnier one and was eventually crowned as Mr. Freshers' 2k17.

Following the accolades was the bhashan dance which is customary for everyone to do at the end of any party. That was followed by the selfie session and finally that concluded Sparkz 2017.

Oh, I forgot to mention an important thing, i.e., the gift. After all, I should receive a gift for winning this difficult challenge! Lo and Behold, after six months , I finally received my prize. I won't describe it as it would be an insult to describe the gift in words. So, here, see this pic.