Spin off time!!!
How did Leo and Percy happen to hate each other so much that they stop talking to each other for almost two whole years? Why did the author say that a "chick" had come between two bros? Did he mean Ativna? If yes, how?
If you have these questions from the last blog post, congratulations! You have an inquisitive mind! Give a pat on your back with a sledgehammer. I'm back again and this time it's gonna be a fiction post again. Yay! Rejoice, you incognito-ed people whose names I've sworn not to disclose!
If the first three paragraphs doesn't make any sense to you, it is awesome that you decided to read a spin off post before the actual thing. You are the definition of a true intellectual. However, just to give you an idea (obviously, without hurting your ego) about what happened, here are some links :
Wassup1
Wassup2
Wassup3
Wassup4
Let's Begin!
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, which is about 250km from where the author stays now, there was a society which was filled with hormonal teenagers. Our Hero(singular) was one of them. Puberty was a little late in hitting him. Maybe it still hasn't hit him. Who knows? With a weight of about 130 kgs and a voice that would make Gollum proud, it is safe to say that he wasn't the most popular kid at school.
Now, even the weirdest kids have got to be friends with someone, right? Our Hero was Frank Zhang's only friend. Haven't forgotten you buddy!
The god-awful appearance of our hero, Percy, didn't deter him from being cringey. From telling girls that their legs had too much hair to posting shitty posts on social media, he had done it all. And he had a side-kick cum bro who enabled him to do all these amazing activities. Wassup Leo!
The sad news is Leo was kinda sorta hot-ish and that was not usually good for Percy. "Let's blame the fat asshole for everything. This handsome hunk couldn't do anything creepy. He's so sweet", said the girls in the society and your boy got all the blame.Those were sweet times!
Leo, Frank and Percy were good friends and that baffled the people in the society. Let me give an analogy as to why the people reacted how they reacted. Consider a pizza slice. No! Don't start salivating yet. The crust of the pizza is perfectly formed and the foundation is awesome. The cheese on the pizza is all gooey and perfect. Now, instead of freshly grilled barbecue chicken / whatever plants you veg people like as toppings, there was actual goo on the pizza. Delicious, right? Percy was the topping.
All that brother from another mother shit changed the moment a girl entered their lives and the audience probably knows who the lady is. Give it up for Ativna guys! The first actual conversation between Leo and Ativna occurred one year after the leg full of hair incident.
The day was Ashthami of Durga Puja and Leo was excited for this day as he would get to see the person he liked most in the society- Ativna. For months, he had been looking at her and smiling to himself. She had eyes on him too, for most of the time, and the instant they made eye contact, both of them would avert their eyes and turn a deep shade of red. He was determined to talk to her one of these days but that day never came.
Today, however, he was excited because today was Ashthami and people wore their best clothes on Ashthami. However, she was nowhere to be seen. He spent some time with Percy and Frank to pass the time but his eyes were constantly darting around to find her. Finally, after the yappings , he rushed back to get just one glimpse of her. Unfortunately, he couldn't find her and it broke his heart. Dejectedly, he entered his flat and there he received the best surprise of his life. There she was!
Wanting to be a cool dude, he nodded his head in her general direction and was getting ready to climb upstairs as fast as he could to avoid any conversation when she stopped him. "Leo, I need to talk about something important with you", she said. Leo ki Phat Gayi. "Y-Yeah? M-My name is L-Leo Valdez. Nice to meet you, Miss! Do I Know you?",started Leo but was cut-off by Ativna. "Cut the crap, dude. I know everything", said she. "Shit!!!!!!!!!", thought Leo. "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to look at you creepily. Mummy Kasam, it won't happen again", apologized Leo.
"What????"screamed Ativna. "What??" asked Leo. "Sigh! I'm gonna forget this very very disturbing sentence that you just said partly because this patriarchal society won't give me any justice and partly because I need to talk about something else", she added. Leo just nodded because anything out of his mouth now would only implicate him further. After taking a few deep breaths to stabilize herself, Ativna continued, "You have a classmate who knows that you have a crush on me and he told it to his girl friend in another school. His girl friend then told this to a friend of hers who told it to another friend. After a few iterations, it came to the ears of a girl in another school who lives on the floor above you. She told me about it and now I know that you have a crush on me. Easy-peasy."
"Bruh", thought Leo still not opening his mouth and then when there was no reply, Ativna continued, "Next time, if you develop some more complex feelings, let me be the first person to hear about it." Then she winked at him and went up to her house. At first, Leo couldn't comprehend the meaning of her last sentence but then it hit him... "Woo-Hoo", he thought to himself again and sped out of the building. He couldn't go home now. He had to celebrate.
So, that's it. The author had forgotten about this part in his previous series and the rest is history.
Let's fast forward then to the time when the actual misunderstanding happened. It was when our hero was in class 10. And just for old times' sake, let's go directly to Durga Pujo to get the story straight. Everything was alright then. Everyone was on talking terms, except, of course, Percy and Ativna. Leo and Ativna were well on their way towards becoming the mushiest couple ever. Frank was on his way towards buying his 50th Lamborghini Jota. Jason was... Hmm! The author doesn't remember where Jason was. Well, never mind. Jason was somewhere.
This was a time when the CCTV aunty alliance hadn't reached the extensive networking abilities they are famous for now. There were reports of what we children were doing but these reports never went far. Thus, even though the mushy to-be- couple walked 70-80 rounds of the society, there were no serious consequences.
However, there was some unforeseen tension below the fabric of reality. Percy didn't show it but he was a bit annoyed by the time Leo and Ativna spent. Durga Pujo was a time when they had the most fun and this wannabe Ted Mosby was spending all this time with a wahman. What about the Bros before Hoes shit that they had said. Football was being forfeit to be with a girl and there was never a crime graver than this. However, Percy had somewhat of a cool head and decided not to give out any of his actual feelings lest something bad happened. Murphy's law states that the worst that can happen, will happen. Murphy was a wise wise man (or wahmen, I don't really know the gender of this person).
The feeling was mutual. Leo was annoyed with Percy as well. Why didn't this fat fuck feel good for Leo? Leo had a good thing going here. He finally had someone whom he liked from the opposite gender and same age group. Why did Percy not feel as excited for his friend as he felt for himself. Like, Leo actually had these thoughts and thought that they were rational. Intellectualism much? Frank, on the other hand, was the best buddy Leo could have asked for. He was more than excited for Leo was showing it in all sorts of ways. Like an excited puppy! Frank was a very good friend to Leo and Leo knows it too. They still are the best of friends and their friendship can be compared to that of Jai and Veeru. I think this much is enough to satisfy egos as big as mountains.
Durga Pujo went peaceful enough and now it was time for Deepavali. Diwali was the time when the actual confrontation happened. This was the time when the CCTV aunty network had reached it peak and in went all of the characters into the pit. Shit spewed everywhere and on everyone. The commotion was drastic. People were getting killed left, right and center. There was no mercy for everyone. It was an absolute monarchy. No one was safe. It was a bad bad time. Tensions were higher than they had ever been and friends were accusing trusted friends of selling information to aunties. The first casualty of being mistrusted was that fat fuck.
It was an extremely rainy day and there was something evil in the air which cannot be described. Leo and Percy were oblivious to what was happening around them and playing PES 11. Percy was winning 5 nil over Leo when the doorbell rang. "Who could it be", thought Percy as he got up to open the door. His mother had gone to get groceries and his sister was playing with her friends in the park. He opened the door and found Jason standing outside with a weird smile on his face. " Hi dude! Come in", said Percy and let him in. Jason went straight to the room where the computer was and saw Leo illegally scoring goals when the other player was not there. Without even waiting for Percy to enter the room, Jason told Leo that Percy was a part of the group which leaked information to the CCTV aunty network. What an Asshole! Leo.exe stopped working for about 20 seconds. Then, without saying anything to anyone, Leo left Percy's house and when Percy came out of the loo after completing his business, Leo was nowhere to be seen. Jason told Percy that Leo had gone away on an important task and Percy did not know not to trust Jason then. Now that Jason's work was over here, he had no reason to stay in Percy's house anymore and excused himself.
The next day was a holiday and at 9 am Percy woke up from his sleep. After competing his morning business, he called Leo to come to his home and finish yesterday's game by having a rematch. Leo's reply was interesting to say the least. " Hello Mr. Percy Jackson. I have picked up this call to say that I have blocked you on Facebook and after this please don't try to contact me. Also, if you want, I could play PES at your house today to settle the score", he said. Percy was not sure how to answer him and at that moment, he heard the beeping of another phone call, so he cut Leo's call and picked up the other call. After the other call ended, he didn't want to call Leo again, because laziness, and slept again.
The next day, Percy went to school and had it in his mind to talk to Leo and ask what was actually wrong. The classes went on as usual and during the tiffin break, Percy went towards Leo's classroom and met him outside his classroom where he stood wearing his football boots . This person was wearing studs inside the school, on concrete ground. Something was definitely wrong with him. With these thoughts in his mind, Percy started to initiate conversation with Leo but then something happened. Leo wouldn't look at Percy at all and since Leo was taller than Percy, even when Leo looked at the straight direction, it was above Percy's head. Leo did not have eye contact with Percy and he didn't even talk. When Percy tried to say something, Leo did a sort of a Tsk-Tsk/ Pch-Pch sound and looked away. Finally, Percy got the hint from Leo to gtfo and gtfo he did.
That started one of the most aggressive avoid-each-other feuds Percy had ever been a part of and mind you, Percy had been in a lot of avoid-each-other-aggressively feuds. Heck, he had one this week itself, as in 15th feb to 22nd feb 2019. However, that's a story for later. Frank was obviously torn in this situation. He wanted to be friends with both but Leo won by a large margin. Thus, this was how Percy was isolated in the society. He stopped coming down at all. He was holed up in his home with no one to talk to. Having nothing else to do, he turned his mind to social media and studies to keep the crippling boredom at bay. Fat load of good that did!
This went on for 3 entire years where they ducked out of sight when they saw one another. Well, nothing much happened in those three years except the fact that Percy had managed to begin another one of these feuds with a person in the school where he got admission after class 10. Of course, that person was a friend of Ativna's and that might have something to do with the feud itself.
One story specially stood out during that 3 year period. If you've read the series of which I've provided the links above, you know that Ativna and Leo had stopped talking at the end of the series and this occurred during the second year of the 3 year feud between Leo and Percy. During this time, Percy and Ativna had resumed talking again because they went in the same auto-rickshaw to their coaching class and they were in the same batch. They had an interesting conversation one day. Mind you, this conversation took place after Ativna and Leo had broken up.
Their conversation started with the same questions which consisted of how the other person solved the last problem in the maths class and it turned out that neither of them had solved it as it was freakin unsolvable, well, technically unsolvable for peasants like Percy. However, that day, the conversation didn't end there. Ativna brought up the topic of Leo out of the blue and asked Percy how he could do what he had done to his former best friend. Initially, Percy was dumbfounded by that question because the cause of everything was her in the first place. He cooked up some story about Leo being delusional and not knowing what he was talking about and then... She became defensive about him. She defended him against all of Percy's accusations and started accusing Percy of becoming an asshole. That's when Percy used his somewhat cool brain of his and figured that the only way he wouldn't have an assault case on him is if he apologized and he did it, irrespective of the voice in his head that wanted him to blast her with insults. He said that Leo was right and he was wrong and that seemed to please her a lot, so much so that she started humming to herself. Damn! She was/is still in love with Leo.
Let's now fast forward to two years after this incident, when the reconciliation happened. It had to be Durga Pujo when it happened. Leo and Frank were walking in the society and when they were walking in front of Percy's flat, down came Percy and his mom and as usual Percy ignored them both and went straight towards his car but when he turned back, he saw that his mom was talking to Leo. What? Why would she do that? He ran towards his mom to take her to the car but it was already too late. She ordered us both to keep the misunderstanding in the past and move on. Like little kids, they had to shake their hands in front Percy's mother till she was satisfied that they had become friends again and then she told Percy that she could take care of the groceries herself and that Percy should stay with Leo and Frank as they had a lot to talk about. Aren't mothers the greatest people alive?
So that's how Frank,Leo and Percy became the best buds again and let's hope that their arent any more speed bumps again.
Thank you guys so much for reading this installment of Thoughts Of A Bittu Boy and I will meet you again next week. Buh Bye!
How did Leo and Percy happen to hate each other so much that they stop talking to each other for almost two whole years? Why did the author say that a "chick" had come between two bros? Did he mean Ativna? If yes, how?
If you have these questions from the last blog post, congratulations! You have an inquisitive mind! Give a pat on your back with a sledgehammer. I'm back again and this time it's gonna be a fiction post again. Yay! Rejoice, you incognito-ed people whose names I've sworn not to disclose!
If the first three paragraphs doesn't make any sense to you, it is awesome that you decided to read a spin off post before the actual thing. You are the definition of a true intellectual. However, just to give you an idea (obviously, without hurting your ego) about what happened, here are some links :
Wassup1
Wassup2
Wassup3
Wassup4
Let's Begin!
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, which is about 250km from where the author stays now, there was a society which was filled with hormonal teenagers. Our Hero(singular) was one of them. Puberty was a little late in hitting him. Maybe it still hasn't hit him. Who knows? With a weight of about 130 kgs and a voice that would make Gollum proud, it is safe to say that he wasn't the most popular kid at school.
Now, even the weirdest kids have got to be friends with someone, right? Our Hero was Frank Zhang's only friend. Haven't forgotten you buddy!
The god-awful appearance of our hero, Percy, didn't deter him from being cringey. From telling girls that their legs had too much hair to posting shitty posts on social media, he had done it all. And he had a side-kick cum bro who enabled him to do all these amazing activities. Wassup Leo!
The sad news is Leo was kinda sorta hot-ish and that was not usually good for Percy. "Let's blame the fat asshole for everything. This handsome hunk couldn't do anything creepy. He's so sweet", said the girls in the society and your boy got all the blame.Those were sweet times!
Leo, Frank and Percy were good friends and that baffled the people in the society. Let me give an analogy as to why the people reacted how they reacted. Consider a pizza slice. No! Don't start salivating yet. The crust of the pizza is perfectly formed and the foundation is awesome. The cheese on the pizza is all gooey and perfect. Now, instead of freshly grilled barbecue chicken / whatever plants you veg people like as toppings, there was actual goo on the pizza. Delicious, right? Percy was the topping.
All that brother from another mother shit changed the moment a girl entered their lives and the audience probably knows who the lady is. Give it up for Ativna guys! The first actual conversation between Leo and Ativna occurred one year after the leg full of hair incident.
The day was Ashthami of Durga Puja and Leo was excited for this day as he would get to see the person he liked most in the society- Ativna. For months, he had been looking at her and smiling to himself. She had eyes on him too, for most of the time, and the instant they made eye contact, both of them would avert their eyes and turn a deep shade of red. He was determined to talk to her one of these days but that day never came.
Today, however, he was excited because today was Ashthami and people wore their best clothes on Ashthami. However, she was nowhere to be seen. He spent some time with Percy and Frank to pass the time but his eyes were constantly darting around to find her. Finally, after the yappings , he rushed back to get just one glimpse of her. Unfortunately, he couldn't find her and it broke his heart. Dejectedly, he entered his flat and there he received the best surprise of his life. There she was!
Wanting to be a cool dude, he nodded his head in her general direction and was getting ready to climb upstairs as fast as he could to avoid any conversation when she stopped him. "Leo, I need to talk about something important with you", she said. Leo ki Phat Gayi. "Y-Yeah? M-My name is L-Leo Valdez. Nice to meet you, Miss! Do I Know you?",started Leo but was cut-off by Ativna. "Cut the crap, dude. I know everything", said she. "Shit!!!!!!!!!", thought Leo. "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to look at you creepily. Mummy Kasam, it won't happen again", apologized Leo.
"What????"screamed Ativna. "What??" asked Leo. "Sigh! I'm gonna forget this very very disturbing sentence that you just said partly because this patriarchal society won't give me any justice and partly because I need to talk about something else", she added. Leo just nodded because anything out of his mouth now would only implicate him further. After taking a few deep breaths to stabilize herself, Ativna continued, "You have a classmate who knows that you have a crush on me and he told it to his girl friend in another school. His girl friend then told this to a friend of hers who told it to another friend. After a few iterations, it came to the ears of a girl in another school who lives on the floor above you. She told me about it and now I know that you have a crush on me. Easy-peasy."
"Bruh", thought Leo still not opening his mouth and then when there was no reply, Ativna continued, "Next time, if you develop some more complex feelings, let me be the first person to hear about it." Then she winked at him and went up to her house. At first, Leo couldn't comprehend the meaning of her last sentence but then it hit him... "Woo-Hoo", he thought to himself again and sped out of the building. He couldn't go home now. He had to celebrate.
So, that's it. The author had forgotten about this part in his previous series and the rest is history.
Let's fast forward then to the time when the actual misunderstanding happened. It was when our hero was in class 10. And just for old times' sake, let's go directly to Durga Pujo to get the story straight. Everything was alright then. Everyone was on talking terms, except, of course, Percy and Ativna. Leo and Ativna were well on their way towards becoming the mushiest couple ever. Frank was on his way towards buying his 50th Lamborghini Jota. Jason was... Hmm! The author doesn't remember where Jason was. Well, never mind. Jason was somewhere.
This was a time when the CCTV aunty alliance hadn't reached the extensive networking abilities they are famous for now. There were reports of what we children were doing but these reports never went far. Thus, even though the mushy to-be- couple walked 70-80 rounds of the society, there were no serious consequences.
However, there was some unforeseen tension below the fabric of reality. Percy didn't show it but he was a bit annoyed by the time Leo and Ativna spent. Durga Pujo was a time when they had the most fun and this wannabe Ted Mosby was spending all this time with a wahman. What about the Bros before Hoes shit that they had said. Football was being forfeit to be with a girl and there was never a crime graver than this. However, Percy had somewhat of a cool head and decided not to give out any of his actual feelings lest something bad happened. Murphy's law states that the worst that can happen, will happen. Murphy was a wise wise man (or wahmen, I don't really know the gender of this person).
The feeling was mutual. Leo was annoyed with Percy as well. Why didn't this fat fuck feel good for Leo? Leo had a good thing going here. He finally had someone whom he liked from the opposite gender and same age group. Why did Percy not feel as excited for his friend as he felt for himself. Like, Leo actually had these thoughts and thought that they were rational. Intellectualism much? Frank, on the other hand, was the best buddy Leo could have asked for. He was more than excited for Leo was showing it in all sorts of ways. Like an excited puppy! Frank was a very good friend to Leo and Leo knows it too. They still are the best of friends and their friendship can be compared to that of Jai and Veeru. I think this much is enough to satisfy egos as big as mountains.
Durga Pujo went peaceful enough and now it was time for Deepavali. Diwali was the time when the actual confrontation happened. This was the time when the CCTV aunty network had reached it peak and in went all of the characters into the pit. Shit spewed everywhere and on everyone. The commotion was drastic. People were getting killed left, right and center. There was no mercy for everyone. It was an absolute monarchy. No one was safe. It was a bad bad time. Tensions were higher than they had ever been and friends were accusing trusted friends of selling information to aunties. The first casualty of being mistrusted was that fat fuck.
It was an extremely rainy day and there was something evil in the air which cannot be described. Leo and Percy were oblivious to what was happening around them and playing PES 11. Percy was winning 5 nil over Leo when the doorbell rang. "Who could it be", thought Percy as he got up to open the door. His mother had gone to get groceries and his sister was playing with her friends in the park. He opened the door and found Jason standing outside with a weird smile on his face. " Hi dude! Come in", said Percy and let him in. Jason went straight to the room where the computer was and saw Leo illegally scoring goals when the other player was not there. Without even waiting for Percy to enter the room, Jason told Leo that Percy was a part of the group which leaked information to the CCTV aunty network. What an Asshole! Leo.exe stopped working for about 20 seconds. Then, without saying anything to anyone, Leo left Percy's house and when Percy came out of the loo after completing his business, Leo was nowhere to be seen. Jason told Percy that Leo had gone away on an important task and Percy did not know not to trust Jason then. Now that Jason's work was over here, he had no reason to stay in Percy's house anymore and excused himself.
The next day was a holiday and at 9 am Percy woke up from his sleep. After competing his morning business, he called Leo to come to his home and finish yesterday's game by having a rematch. Leo's reply was interesting to say the least. " Hello Mr. Percy Jackson. I have picked up this call to say that I have blocked you on Facebook and after this please don't try to contact me. Also, if you want, I could play PES at your house today to settle the score", he said. Percy was not sure how to answer him and at that moment, he heard the beeping of another phone call, so he cut Leo's call and picked up the other call. After the other call ended, he didn't want to call Leo again, because laziness, and slept again.
The next day, Percy went to school and had it in his mind to talk to Leo and ask what was actually wrong. The classes went on as usual and during the tiffin break, Percy went towards Leo's classroom and met him outside his classroom where he stood wearing his football boots . This person was wearing studs inside the school, on concrete ground. Something was definitely wrong with him. With these thoughts in his mind, Percy started to initiate conversation with Leo but then something happened. Leo wouldn't look at Percy at all and since Leo was taller than Percy, even when Leo looked at the straight direction, it was above Percy's head. Leo did not have eye contact with Percy and he didn't even talk. When Percy tried to say something, Leo did a sort of a Tsk-Tsk/ Pch-Pch sound and looked away. Finally, Percy got the hint from Leo to gtfo and gtfo he did.
That started one of the most aggressive avoid-each-other feuds Percy had ever been a part of and mind you, Percy had been in a lot of avoid-each-other-aggressively feuds. Heck, he had one this week itself, as in 15th feb to 22nd feb 2019. However, that's a story for later. Frank was obviously torn in this situation. He wanted to be friends with both but Leo won by a large margin. Thus, this was how Percy was isolated in the society. He stopped coming down at all. He was holed up in his home with no one to talk to. Having nothing else to do, he turned his mind to social media and studies to keep the crippling boredom at bay. Fat load of good that did!
This went on for 3 entire years where they ducked out of sight when they saw one another. Well, nothing much happened in those three years except the fact that Percy had managed to begin another one of these feuds with a person in the school where he got admission after class 10. Of course, that person was a friend of Ativna's and that might have something to do with the feud itself.
One story specially stood out during that 3 year period. If you've read the series of which I've provided the links above, you know that Ativna and Leo had stopped talking at the end of the series and this occurred during the second year of the 3 year feud between Leo and Percy. During this time, Percy and Ativna had resumed talking again because they went in the same auto-rickshaw to their coaching class and they were in the same batch. They had an interesting conversation one day. Mind you, this conversation took place after Ativna and Leo had broken up.
Their conversation started with the same questions which consisted of how the other person solved the last problem in the maths class and it turned out that neither of them had solved it as it was freakin unsolvable, well, technically unsolvable for peasants like Percy. However, that day, the conversation didn't end there. Ativna brought up the topic of Leo out of the blue and asked Percy how he could do what he had done to his former best friend. Initially, Percy was dumbfounded by that question because the cause of everything was her in the first place. He cooked up some story about Leo being delusional and not knowing what he was talking about and then... She became defensive about him. She defended him against all of Percy's accusations and started accusing Percy of becoming an asshole. That's when Percy used his somewhat cool brain of his and figured that the only way he wouldn't have an assault case on him is if he apologized and he did it, irrespective of the voice in his head that wanted him to blast her with insults. He said that Leo was right and he was wrong and that seemed to please her a lot, so much so that she started humming to herself. Damn! She was/is still in love with Leo.
Let's now fast forward to two years after this incident, when the reconciliation happened. It had to be Durga Pujo when it happened. Leo and Frank were walking in the society and when they were walking in front of Percy's flat, down came Percy and his mom and as usual Percy ignored them both and went straight towards his car but when he turned back, he saw that his mom was talking to Leo. What? Why would she do that? He ran towards his mom to take her to the car but it was already too late. She ordered us both to keep the misunderstanding in the past and move on. Like little kids, they had to shake their hands in front Percy's mother till she was satisfied that they had become friends again and then she told Percy that she could take care of the groceries herself and that Percy should stay with Leo and Frank as they had a lot to talk about. Aren't mothers the greatest people alive?
So that's how Frank,Leo and Percy became the best buds again and let's hope that their arent any more speed bumps again.
Thank you guys so much for reading this installment of Thoughts Of A Bittu Boy and I will meet you again next week. Buh Bye!
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DeletePercy winning 5-0 over Leo in PES 11.....you sure of that author?
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