Today, I was talking to a friend of mine who shall, of course, not be named. He was recounting some stories ranging from school to college and some of them literally blew my mind away. Now, I'm not doing this in a video format because this comprises of some NSFW stuff but that's when my handy dandy blog comes into play. This interaction helped me remember some accounts from another friend of mine and that's when I realized that my friends lead amazing lives.
I'll start with the stories of today because they're fresh in my mind and continue from there. This blog can be of a certain length so buckle up for some amazing stories.
Accounts from Friend 1:
Now, to give some context, this guy is chill af and nothing fazes him which makes these accounts even more interesting. There are different stories here and I'll label them accordingly.
Story 1: The Psycho
One fine day, after our class 12 boards had ended, our protagonist got a text from a random girl from school. Now this was a semi-regular experience for him because he has started to lose weight from class 12 and grils had started to notice him. Our protagonist thought that this was a friendly conversation and talked to her, albeit regularly, for three weeks. This is understandable because when people don't pay that much attention to you for some years of your life and then you suddenly get this much attention, you want to bask in your own glory.
So, after 3 weeks of regular chatting, she started using his shoulder(metaphorically) as a pillow to cry on. Recently, her boyfriend of three years had arranged a setup for their third anniversary and didi was busy sharing live updates to our protagonists instead of being grateful. The setup was that this dumb simp had set up a pathway outlined by candles (a fire hazard) and filled with roses to her bedroom. Personally I find this cringe but hey, to each their own.
Now she was live updating our protagonist and rightfully, Mr. Protagonist was a little weirded out. He asked her to give thanks to simp and that he would talk to her later. The later came sooner than expected and Mr. Protagonist was sitting with his mother when her call came at 11pm. Mother dear was obviously disturbed by a phone call at 11pm but as usually teens do, the phone call was attributed to a guy friend.
The girl was crying because I think she wasn't in love with the guy she spent three years with and wanted to break up with him. She said that she felt a certain vibe with Protagonist which she didn't feel with her bf of 3 years. Now, that was the time when Protagonist was a bit shocked and said that he doesn't know what she meant. Miss girl got flustered and said that he didn't understand anything. After that Protagonist said that he could get caught by his mother and he would call her later.
At a later point in the night, Miss girl called again and as usual, she was crying again. She said that she felt a certain vibe with Protagonist that she didn't feel with her bf as stated some time ago. Now, Mr. Prot retorted by saying that if she didn't feel a vibe with that guy, what type of a vibe would you even get after talking for just 3 weeks. Miss girl got angry and cut the call and there was a radio silence for some two weeks.
One fine day, he got a text which said that she had finally broken up with him (an act that alienated her from the rest of her friends. Practically, she had no friends now) and she started talking about them frickin vibes again. He asked her that how could they have "vibes" when they hadn't even met face to face. So, an impromptu date was set for their meet and it was an ice cream plaza. There she got an irl ear for her dukh bhari dastaan and I think Mr. Protagonist was bored. When they got out and Mr. P had to give the entire amount, she acclaimed that she had an amazing time and asked him how the date went. Mind you, P doesn't even know that this was a date and that showed on his face.
I'm a little murky with what happened after that but nothing really came to fruition and P got busy with college admission. Now comes the amazing part. Just after the admission procedure, when P was busy turning into a man from a boy, Miss girl came again and started messaging texts like "why did you forget about me ?". I think she did not get into any college and she was fresh out off friends to hang out with and was pestering P. There was 18 separate texts from her once at 3 in the morning when Mr. Protagonist wanted to sleep but his phone was vibrating uncontrollably. At one point of time she even wrote that she wanted attention from him and if that's not cringe, I don't know what is.
Then, gradually the texts declined and they both went their separate ways until the end of first year of college. What happened was that a friend in Mr. P's group had thrown a party at a pretty well know place in the lowly town called Jamshedpur and unfortunately, Miss girl was present at the party as well. They had recently become adults and wanted to celebrate this achievement by chugging alcohol. By now, I guessed that Miss girl would want to be the center of attention and that was a correct guess. After drinking about a cap's volume of beer, she started acting drowsy and put her head on the shoulder of the party planner (TPP). TPP didn't like this act even a single bit and retorted her to sit straight. Nothing happened for the rest of the night until it was time to drop people off to their homes.
Since no one wanted to deal with Miss girl, Mr. P was given the duty to drop her off and along with them went TPP. They went to Ms girl's house first to drop her off and oh! on the way, she told P that she was going to throw up. Again, that's amazing. When they dropped her off, she asked TPP to get out of the car because she wanted to talk to P alone. Two things happened at this time. One, P held on to TPP's hand because he did not trust Miss girl at all and two, TPP was angry at Miss girl for some reason and told her that if she wanted to talk to him, she could get out of the car herself. You go guurll TPP.
Miss girl got out of the car and went to the driver's side seat and was like, "hey P, I got over you a long time ago but today those feelings are coming back". Mr P said that this was good news, however it was getting late and he needed to go home. That would have been a fun and amazing conversation. Anyhoo, nothing happened after that and I think P was blocked from all social media handles after that. However, there are some other kind of unrelated stories which I'll put in here.
There is this guy who always throws Christmas parties and P's group visits him regularly since 2011. This year which I think was in the third year of our college, P was running late and everyone who was invited, had arrived. So, it was surprising that after P had opened his shoes to get into the house, someone patted his shoulder from the back. We'll call this guy Lambu. He's an important character in the next story. He asked P how he was and while P was replying to him, he saw Miss girl standing behind this guy. Without any hesitations, he asked Lambu why he had brought her here, in front of her. He said that it would be fun to bring her here fully knowing that the entire group here hates her. That doesn't seem illogical at all. When Miss girl entered the house, everyone stopped talking and looked at her. This is what is called an anxious person's nightmare. The guy who's house this was asked P what she was doing here, LOL! As expected, no one was talking to the duo in there and they sat at a place with their heads down as if it was some sort of a punishment. P couldn't resist and asked Lambu if this was the idea of fun to him. And that was their cue to leave.
Another unrelated story, regarding the semifinal appearance of Miss girl in P's life is coming up. TPP had the entire gang at their house and obviously, P was present there as well. Miss girl had called TPP and there was a two-three hour argument/ debate between them and the entire group was there to see the spoils of war. Miss girl, as recounted by Mr P, was talking about something closure related. She said that she couldn't move as fast in friendship as TPP's other friends(?) and that she had blocked Mr P but still couldn't forget about him. So, uhh, happy times for everyone involved.
Story 2:Lambu
Mr. P was once in a club and had a little too much to drink. He was out and couldn't remember the events of that night. The next day, Lambu was coming to Mr P's college to visit him and Mr. P was taking him to a place called DT. Now, on the day of Lambu's arrival, a friend of Mr P called him and said that a girl(R) had asked him to come to DT that evening because she had too much fun with P the night before. This man has more game drunk than I'll ever have sober. P didn't want anything to do with R but since he was already going to DT that night, he agreed to meet her there.
When P got to the club, he realized that R was kinda sorta hot and he agreed to dance with her again readily. He did not expect what happened next. When they were dancing, R started grinding on him and as a relatively new guy into adulthood, P didn't really know what to do anymore. He looked at his friends and they seemed as surprised as him. They mouthed the words congratulations leaving him to his devices. Now, this club had very poor lighting and after a little while, R pulled P to a corner and they started playing piano on each other's body. P's lips started bleeding and there were two weird black marks on his neck. He started pulling his hand back when he thought he had crossed some sort of a line but he was resisted from doing so. Disclaimer: Everything here was described by P in detail and since I had to hear about it, you need to read it.
After he was done, he met his friends at the bar and they hi-fived him. At the next moment, R sat on the chair beside Lambu and put her head on his shoulders. That was the first warning sign. Since Curfew time had passed for this group of friends, they had to book rooms at the same hotel where Lambu was staying. They rented two autos and R went along with Lambu in the first auto. This, I think, hurt our protagonist a little bit. After they booked rooms, P was again sad to see that R had accompanied Lambu to his room but he was happy about his friend and let it pass.
After a little while, P's phone started to ring and surprise surprise, it was R. She called him to say that she was feeling uncomfortable with Lambu and she wanted P to come pick her up. Protagonist sahab was understandably pissed off at her and did not accept her quest to come save her. A few minutes later, she came down herself and apologized to P for a good few minutes but I think P had moved on from her till then. She called her brothers to come pic her up and left the hotel. A few minutes later Lambu came down from his room and they both saw mysterious black marks on each other's necks. Awkwardness was at an all time high and reading the room correctly, Lambu left.
There really wasn't any bad blood between P and both parties separately but R later told P that Lambu had tried to force himself on her and she left as soon as this happened. P and R still remain good friends till date and had some "fun" even after that day. Lambu on the other hand, went on to his other friends and said that he had coitus with our protagonist's girlfriend in just one night. P could very well defame him but he doesn't want 10 years of friendship to be ruined.
Personally, I think Lambu is a creep and P should have reported him to the authorities but I'm just the messenger.
The last paragraph killed the mood a bit but hey, that doesn't change the fact that our protagonist leads an amazing life.
So, thank you guys so much for reading and as always, I'll see you, in the next blog. Buh-Bye!!
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